we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
