This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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