who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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