i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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