mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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