i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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