We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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