my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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