I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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