Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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