please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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