Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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