I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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