I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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