there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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