that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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