redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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