Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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