she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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