this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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