he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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