Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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