I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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