ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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