it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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