my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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