Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A+ Viking dick
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
