He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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