Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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