Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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