SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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