i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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