I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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