So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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