I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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