remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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