Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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