But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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