You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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