Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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