there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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