i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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