did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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