Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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