dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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