i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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