I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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