So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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