i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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