I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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