I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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