i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
God I need to hump something, right now.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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