Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
